Aata vaitagun pahila sardaargi aaplya ghodyachi sheput kapto pan tin divsaani dusrya ghodyachi sheput accident madhe tutle! Shevti donhi ghodyanncha 1 kaan, 1 paay ani 1 sheput jate, shevti dusra sardaargi mhato, 'Aare jaude aata, tuza ghoda pandhra ani maza ghoda kala, hich khun chaan aahe.'Д®k sardaarji trainche ticket kadhayla jato ani 3 tikite vikat gheto. mi mazya ghodyach dava kaan kapto mhanje maza ghoda vegla olakhata yeil.' Ani mug to kharach kaan kapto pan nemka dusrya ghodyachahi dava kaan eka accident madhe tutto!! Tyamule pahila sardaargi aaplya ghodyacha ek pai kapto pan parat dusrya ghodyachya payala lagun tyacha pai kapava lagto. Pahila mhanto,' Aare aaplya ghodyanna olakhnyasathi kahitari khun pahije.

Tevdhyat to pahato tar tyala diste ki Gandhijinchya mandivar eka bajula Rambha ani dusrya bajula Menaka baslya aahet!! To devaala mhanto ki mala ti Gandhijichich shiksha dya tyavar Dev mhanto, ' Aare baba, ti shiksha Gandhinaa nahi tar Rambha ani Menkela aahe!!!'Дon Sardargi aapaplya don ghodyanbaddal bolat astaat. To manus aajubajula pahato tar tyala eka peksha ek bhayanak shiksha distaat. Tyala baba vichartaat,'aare Balu tula radayla kai zale?' Tyavar Balu mhanto,' mi masteranna uttar dile mhanun mala tyanni marle.' Babanna kahi kalat nahi tevdhyat Balu explanation deto, ' mala tyanni vichaarle ki marathi madhil tin linge chi examples deun sang ani mi sangitale ki 'To bench', 'Ti shala', ani 'Te mastar!!!' Aata sanga, maze kai chukale?'Д®kda ek manus marun narkaat jato.Dev tyala mhanto ki tu fakta ekdaach punnya kelyane tula shikshet choice aahe teva tu havi ti shiksha magun ghe. Tevdhyat kahi targat mule tyachya bahinila baghun mhantaat,' yaar, kya bivi mili hai sardaar ko!!' Sardaarji te aikto ani khup chidto, to scooter park karto ani tyanna mhanto, ' Aare saale, bivi hogi teri! Vo to meri behen hai!!'Д®kda dusri madhe shikanaara Balu radat radat ghari yeto. Tyavar lihile aste, ' 6:00 vajlet, utha'!!!Д®k Sardaarji tyachya sundar bahinila scootar varun geun chalala asto. Dusrya divshi sakali navra uthto ani pahato tar sakalche 8:00 vajlet!! To baykola kahi bolnaar tevdhyat tyala tyachya ushivar note diste. Navra zopaychya aadhi baykochya ushivar note thevto,' mala sakali 6:00 la uthav'.

'Bis Milaah!!' Tyavar Hindu mitra chidun manto, 'dus tulla, dus malla!!!!!'Д®kada eka navra ani baykoche jordaar bhandan hote ani te ekmekaanshi abola dhartaat. Musalmaan mitra ekdaam excite houn mhanto, Tevdhyat, tyanna rastyat vis(20) rupayaachi note disate. Tya shalet kashachi shikvan detaat? : HitachiД®kada don mitra,1 Hindu ani dusra Musalmaan, rastyane barobar challe astaat. Tya shalechya principal che naav : Shiku naka. Japanese hospital chya baher quiet zone aste. Japanese hair cutting salon : Mishi Kapun Taku YakiДЄfrican swimming pool che nav: Ya Doomba Doomba Doom Doom Pu La Deshpande pohayla gele tar tyanna kay mhannar? Tar T-shirt chya magchya bajula kay lihile asnar? T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste. Pu La Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat. Sardar vakde tond karun mhantat' Aho kase khanar, tyamadhye ek maashi marun padli hoti' 'Kay ho, apun pahilya 34 vatya itkya aaramat khallya, tumhala 'bhook' tar hoti. Desi junte cha support ani cheering kitihe zaley tarti appley sardarji ti 35 vi vaati khaat nahit ani america la gold medal milte.Д¤-5 divsanni india la jevva aplley patu parat-tat tevva media che loka tyanna vichartat 35 vatya hotat ani ajun fakta 1 vati khalli ki world champion honar tevdhyat sardarji ti 35 vi vati takoon detat and 'ajibat khanar nahi' ase mhanun haartat. Ice cream aslyasarkech shi chya vata gatagata tondat taktat. Sagle assume karun chaltat ki ata America gold medal gheunach janar tevdhyat apley proud sardarji utartat. Talyancha gadgadaat!! Go Chinkis!!ДЄmerican competitor la ata high standards break karave lagteel mhanun to jiv khaun 35 shi chya vatya khato.

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